This week the Brians are utterly amazed and humiliated by the wonder and splendour that is women's sport.
Never since the invention of knitting have women been at the forefront of global affairs like they are today.
The world is currently bathing nude in the glory and adoration which has been bestowed on women by men who have dropped the ball and passed on the elevation of women to the heighest heights of global and intergalactic scrutiny and yelling at the ref.
But the struggle for women's equality continues and could be helped tremendously by fat women wrestling and hitting each other with folding chairs. Join the Brians to make this Olympic dream take flight.
On a lighter note Donald Trump is to be hung in public. Hurrah!
