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This is our first episode of our news program, LalapaNEWSa! We find the stupidest news of all the world and bring it to you every Friday. Sometimes we get things wrong, and that's why we include links to all of our stories. Note: no politics or religion on TS2M!
Ambulance Jack in the Box

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/texas-ambulance-thief-caught-712309 

Jerry Was a Cake Car Driver

https://www.clarkcountytoday.com/business/michael-andretti-a-car-made-of-cake-and-a-grand-opening-at-ilani/ 

Dukes of Southwest

https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2020/09/17/driver-arrested-after-jumping-over-drawbridge-on-detroits-west-side/

Chucky Amber Alert

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/texas-amber-alert-chucky-doll-son-glenn-childs-play_n_6014fc59c5b653f644d3ed7a 

“Halloween House” Arson

https://www.poughkeepsiejournal.com/story/news/local/2021/01/14/poughkeepsie-house-fire-route-44-south-clinton-street/4156148001/

“Say Goodbye to Your Truck!”

https://wgntv.com/news/truck-hits-long-grove-bridge-again/ 

Dumb Criminal - Thief Shoots Himself

https://wpta21.com/2021/01/18/attempted-home-break-in-caught-on-doorbell-camera-one-suspects-shoots-himself-in-leg/ 

Hollyboob!

https://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2021/02/01/hollywood-sign-hollyboob/ 

Hotel de Meth

https://www.oddee.com/meth-lab-run-out-of-hotel-room-56829/

Dyatlov Pass Frozen

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/frozen-dyatlov-pass_n_601b1b82c5b62bf30753dc2f 

Your C**k Is Mine, Now

https://www.vice.com/en/article/m7apnn/your-cock-is-mine-now-hacker-locks-internet-connected-chastity-cage-demands-ransom

Cacti Concealer

https://www.mpi.govt.nz/news/media-releases/cactus-smuggler-sentenced-for-importing-illegal-plants/ 

Mushroom Blood

https://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/man-injected-magic-mushrooms-into-his-veins-and-they-started-to-grow-in-his-blood/

Science Solves Ancient Mystery of Wombat Poop

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/wombat-poop-cubes-why_n

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