Wednesday's beer buzz has long worn off, but the weekend is here, and the guys at TS2M are bringing the NEWSa like it's never been brought before! This week had some prominent events, including ancient Kings and Queens, as well as some less royal happenings, like a paper bag cowboy and his steed. The Guinness Book of World Records continues to taunt Joe, yet that doesn't stop him from showing off a few that piss him off.
LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIES
Bodybuilder thruple /Pharaohs’ Golden Parade / George Washington hair auction / Tennis player auctions off part of right arm / world record teeth, front walk overs, cereal box dominoes, longest nails cut / Funko pop world record / 3 fall from window /Quarantine cowboy / Angry octopus attacks / Deer goes through bus windshield / Bees in car / She’s a man eater / Burger king shoot up / Brother and sister get married / Uber driver loses job because of haircut / Breaking into the taco business / Gender reveal plane crash / Baby born with 3 penises
