Not one mention of any stupid world records this week (to Joe's surprise and delight). We didn't skip out on the grossness at all, as it was hard to ignore. Not much violence in the NEWSa, perhaps by next Friday the monkeys will be raging against the machine - yet for now they are just playing around. We did, however, find some Twitter beef (oh look, a pun) as well as some new pizza tech from Domino's.
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Finger Fight / Guard dogs scare bear / Monitor lizard in store / Roadkill Law / Human composting / Parent wants to marry child / LEGO looters / Downhill dummies / Domino's delivery bot / Phones warn people to pay attention / Steak-umm’s schools Neil deGrasse Tyson / Universities are told correcting spelling is elitist / Musk makes monkeys play pong / Man finds underground tunnel / Japanese worm pen / Huge baby / Indian lawyer tries suing Prince Harry / Dwayne “The President” Johnson? / Pregnant woman gets pregnant again
