We've got butt stories, we've got pee stories, we've got the stupidest news around! This week's news had a meatdown, as well as some booty violence... how can ya beat that?
LINKS TO LALAPANEWSA STORIES
Family hairloom donated to charity
Woman kills her husband with her ass
Man dumps pee bucket on fiancé
Woman gets beat with 10 lb. meat log
Couple is chained together until wedding
Target stops selling Pokemon cards
Plane’s parachute saves the day
Raining blood in woman’s apartment
