This week the FAA sticks it to Jeff Bezos, while Doritos' heart grows 3 sizes. Oh, and if you're in Texas, watch out for a new fabricated species that are trying to kill you, along with the ones that are real.
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FAA changes astronaut requirements
Oliver Daemen has never bought something from Amazon
Man attempts to walk to Bermuda
Man held hostage by Grizzly bear
London builds new Marble Arch Mound
Man calls libraries and masturbates
Doritos gives $20,000 to teen that found puffy chip
Police saves man with tape and bag of chips
App that tells if your cat is in pain
Cops find Frosted Flakes box full of heroin
Cockatoos opening garbage cans
Homeowners yell “have him die somewhere else”
Man in prison for murder is released, now is now marrying sister of alleged victim
