There were a lot of unique happenings in the NEWSa this week. A roller coaster that crushes your spine, a sea snake that water humps, and a bird-eating tortoise... what else could you ask for?
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Joy duck disappears
Only Fans reverses porn decision
Japanese rollercoaster investigated for breaking spines
News accidentally shows Satanists
Hotdogs take 36 min off your life
Shark born in all female aquarium