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Guys sue because actress from trailer is not in movie
Surgeon tries selling x-ray as NFT
Woman overnights a snowman to her teacher sister
Passengers upgrade their own seats and get plane grounded
Man robs same deli 4 days in a row
Reporter hit by car live on tv
Boy literally freezes his nipples off
Woman has leg skin grafted to her tongue
Drug suspect claims syringes were for fishing
Student accidentally becomes millionaire
The Next Earth Project lets you buy virtual land
Michigan schools don’t have litter boxes for students
“Watching Sex and the City mutilated my penis”
UK bans ad showing girl eating while hanging upside down
