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We don't always do a news program, but when we do, we prefer stupidity.  There was just so much senseless dumb happenings it was really hard to tell if it was real news... quintessential LalapaNEWSa!
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Sonic the Hedgehog robs a bank
Zoo hires Marvin Gaye impersonator to make monkeys bang
Man released from prison after 20 years when twin confesses
Hawaiian couple given $18,000 bill for street lights
Restaurant gets too many returns
World Record longest interview
Mazda’s stuck on NPR
Man photographed on mars
Man buys 264 lottery tickets, and they are all winners
Warrick Dunn signs card 21 years later 
Comedian passes out and falls on stage cracking her skull
Reckless plow driver fired
Security guard fired for drawing eyes on art
A different man shows up for first day of work
Truck thieves take selfies with stolen phone
Man steals car to look for stolen car
The Dutch are pissed at Bezos
Pizza place sends out nude ad

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