This week's news included a few Floridian people doing Florida Man things. There were also a couple of useless world records to speak of, as well as an Olympic skier's frozen dong... happy Friday everyone!
NEWS LINKS
Woman leaves job to breastfeed boyfriend
Boy loses legs and fingers to bad leftovers
Two world records for identifying marvel and cartoon characters
Bees’ explosive orgasms during heat waves
Man breaks through wall to steal Pokémon cards
Magpies remove trackers almost immediately
Man stops at wrong spot on drawbridge
Man steals crossbow down his pants
Walmart employee stabs coworker over spilled milk
Texas railroad commissioner candidate has racy post
Couple finds “human hair” in tailpipe
