Welcome (back) to the latest and greatest news program on the air, LalapaNEWSa. This week's episode will give you another reason to be scared of the dentist, as well as solidify your reasoning for being scared of Mike Tyson. PROOF OF STUPID
Mike Tyson beats a man on a plane
Man sues over unwanted surprise party
Woman faints and falls under train
UK company offers nudist pub nights
Man files 12,272 noise complaints to airport
World record largest tongue circumference
World record juggling hanging upside down
Electric chopsticks that make food taste salty
Man burns down Home Depot while trying to steal
TSA agent fakes police report to avoid being late to work
Receipt for invisible art sells
Man gets drill bit stuck in lungs
Loch Ness Monster might be whale penis
Fish sex is causing rough seas
Bride and caterer spike food with pot
Quebec accidentally posts porn link
