New “Loch Ness Monster” sighting
Man loses race because his penis keeps falling out of his shorts
Baseball player loses phone sliding to a base
Weather man realizes his display is a touchscreen
Amazon using palm scanning for payment
Grocery stores using robots to stock shelves
Cracker Barrel introduces Impossible Meat
Burger King sends out blank receipts emails
Man points gun at pizza guy over pizza he didn’t order
Bar looking for servers with DD breasts
Man catches wife trying to poison him
Little leaguer hugs pitcher that hit him in the head
