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Preacher wants a new watch
Man wins 22 year court case over a quarter
Naked man with machete demands clothes
Skunk sprays man trying to steal from church
Miller High Life dive bar ice cream
Man who drinks his own urine is kicked out by flat mate
Bear breaks into air force base
Man found hiding inside giant stuffed teddy bear
Man leads deputies on slowest police chase in excavator
Brawl at funeral knocks casket over
Police stop car with 6 full sized speakers on the roof
Couple buys used luggage with human bodies inside
Meta chat bot doesn’t like Mark Zuckerberg
Man defecates on neighbors lawn
Thief leaves flyers asking for donations so they don’t have to steal
