News Links 9-9-22
Man kicked out of U.S. Open for giving haircut
Canadian soldier parachutes while drinking a beer
Most baseball bats broken in 60 seconds
Most water balloons popped in armpit
Man can’t talk to his hologram wife anymore
Robot stocking drinks in stores
You can now send texts underwater
Man arrested for letting dog drive
Dog sniffs out cocaine filled wheelchair
Cocaine disguised as baby wipes
Carjackers interrupt couple having sex, leave them naked
Canadian politician has bike stolen after anti theft speech
Suspected gas leak at Campus Martius
Nail polish causes panic at airport
Pilot threatens to turn around after nude airdrops
