Elon Musk is finally owning up to his name, as Eggo does its best to do the same. There's also a few good dookie stories for the real LalapaNEWSa fans to listen to on their way to work, enjoy!
Musk sells perfume
49 year old man plays college football
Worlds biggest order of nachos
World record youngest wisdom tooth removal
World record most scripted jump scares
Hocus Pocus 2 is spreading dark magic
Woman scammer by “Russian Astronaut”
North Eastern sends acceptance emails by mistake
Texas Pete’s isn’t made in Texas
Farm uses human poop as fertilizer
Four people fired after using Scream mask to scare kids
School Superintendent drunk crowd surfing
Man loses finger during home invasion
