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🦷 Cavity Immunity Through Bacterial Engineering — The Mad Scientist Supreme’s Proposal

😮 Cavities, one of the most common human ailments, are largely the result of acid-producing bacteria living in our mouths. From birth, most people inherit their oral bacteria from their parents—often the mother—through kisses or simple contact. If those bacteria produce acid, tooth decay is almost inevitable. If they don’t, teeth can remain cavity-free for life.

👶 The Mad Scientist Supreme shares a personal example: when his son was born, his wife—naturally free of cavities—used a Q-tip swabbed with her own oral bacteria to inoculate the newborn. Result: no cavities in the child. He proposes scaling this idea nationwide by equipping birthing hospitals with “good bacteria” swabs taken from cavity-free volunteers, ensuring future generations are protected before harmful strains establish themselves.

🧫 But he takes the concept much further. A Florida dentist once collected and grew bacteria from thousands of patients’ teeth on agar plates, discovering some strains could kill harmful species—essentially functioning like oral penicillin. Unfortunately, the bacteria he found still produced acid. The solution? Deliberately mutate bacteria until they’re both lethal to cavity-causing strains and non-acid producing.

⚡ The process would involve:

1. Collecting dental plaque from volunteers via hygienists.


2. Isolating bacteria that kill other oral bacteria.


3. Growing them in large sheets.


4. Exposing them to X-rays (or other random mutagens) to force mutations.


5. Selecting the mutants that still kill harmful strains but produce less acid.


6. Repeating until an ideal strain emerges.



🥛 Once perfected, this bacteria could be mixed into yogurt, allowing anyone to gain lifelong cavity immunity with a single spoonful. The approach avoids heavy FDA regulation because random mutation is considered “natural” under current rules, unlike targeted genetic modification with CRISPR. This makes the process unpatentable, allowing free worldwide distribution.

💰 The project would cost hundreds of thousands to millions to execute, but could be grant-funded. Those running the program could draw reasonable salaries, with the true payoff being the global elimination of cavities. Since yogurt is easy to transport and store, this could be distributed even in developing nations.

🌍 While legal hurdles and political resistance are likely, the ultimate aim is worldwide dental health, not monopoly profit. The Mad Scientist Supreme calls on innovators, scientists, and fundraisers to take up the challenge, write grant proposals, and start the bacterial revolution. The outcome could be nothing less than the eradication of tooth decay.


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Discover how cavity-causing bacteria can be replaced with safe, acid-free strains through random mutation and yogurt delivery. The Mad Scientist Supreme’s plan combines dental microbiology, X-ray mutation, and grant funding to eliminate tooth decay worldwide without heavy FDA oversight.


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