Michael Crichton’s Jurassic Park is a template for a beautiful socialist lesbian love colony, and this week on Cracked Spines, we uncork Amelia’s lifelong dinosaur fetish to explore why the capitalist fools of this novel couldn’t see it. Amelia slanders Ernest Shackleton, Sarah tries and fails to name a single correct dinosaur fact, and together we discover that this novel is a stealth fanfic of Frankenstein that dares to ask the question: what if Dr. Frankenstein was a shitty grad student with a budget who made three hundred dinosaurs in 15 minutes? There is a scenario with only good outcomes, surely.
