IT'S SEASON TWO, SUCKERS!!! Now that we're wig-carrying Unarians, we need another income stream to pay for all these costumes and 8mm film. Time to start a small business and be our own bosses and definitely not wind up thousands of dollars in debt with a garage full of unsalable products! That's right, we're joining a Multi-Level Marketing scheme, and definitely not a pyramid scheme!
In our season 2 inaugural matchup, it's a face-off between two cosmetics MLMs! That's why it's a FACE-OFF! Because faces! And makeup! You see. Uh, anyway. Mary Kay and Holiday Magic! One started by a steely Texas lady with seemingly good intentions, the other bought out of some dude's garage by a right-wing grifter who liked flying planes a lot more than learning how to fly them! It's good stuff, people. For real.