CHAPTER 8, PART 2 – ARGENTINA!
LYRICS BY HUNTER KLEIN
MUSIC AND VOCALS BY JOHN PREATOR
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Argentina!
Here I go again!
Deutschland, I am gonna miss you!
Argentina!
Where we’ll show again!
My, my, it’s not cowardice to…
Flee in a losing battle!
Si, I’m un poco rattled…
But in Argentina…you can’t extradite me no!
Buenos Aires,
Salta or San Juan
Fly fly, free from Nazi loss now!
Darling Eva, (Vassup!) Where did we go wrong,
Eva: “Probly, shouldn’t’ve gone to Moscow…”
Eva: (you) Left us on Russian shit’s creek,
Hitler: But like a lightning Blitzkrieg,
To Argentina, nobody will have to know!
Herman: “Oh mein Gott, Herr Himmler, Goebbels, please do something!”
Argentina,
Hitler’s on his way,
My my, Germany is grieving!
Well, we won’t see him…
His flight leaves TODAY…
Fine, fine, now zat you are leaving…
You’re erratic! (vat ze hell??)
You just bitch and wine!
You throw, tantrums like a toddler!
(also) You’re 5’7! [oh mein gott…]
You are NOT 5’9!
You wear, boots zat make you taller!
Hitler: Argentina! (Men: We’re not finished!)
You think you’re ze brains!
You still, think you didn’t start this!
Well even If you,
Took all ze Jews away,
You’d still, fail at being an Artist!
Wow! Fuck you Himmler!
You’ve all gone insane!
Sorry, I am an auteur now,
Corporal Hamburg, (yes, what!)
It’s Auf Wiedersehen,
It’s your turn to lead the world now!
Turn to be ze Fuhrer now!
Deal with all these jerks now!
Dream won’t be deferred now!....
In Argentina!
