TW: Suicide;
Do me a favor: think about how refined and elegant you'd expect an accomplished author (such as Mary Shelley) and a world-renowned poet (such as Percy Shelley) would be.
Good.
Now set those expectations WAAAAAY fucking lower. These kids are some of the most annoying we've covered, and by God are they proud of that fact. I will say it's impressive how no matter what technology we've invented, what accomplishments we've conquered as a species, there will always be those people you know who get offended when you ask them to pay you back what they owe. Anyway, it's Mary Shelley!
