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Our parody of the amusement park classic we've all grown to "love." Dr. Demento was kind enough to play this many, many years ago. And it's since gone on to Funny Five fame... Sadly, pretty much all of the nasty things in the song are still with us.
(FUN FACT: many of the Dr's fans may not know that this was an slightly edited version than the one we submitted--- and for good reason, it was long and the part he cut out was a tad, um, crass.)