T’WAS THE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ALL THROUGH YOUR ROOMS
NOT A MOTORCYCLE WAS STIRRING
NO HOPE FOR ZOOM ZOOMS
THE INVITES FOR GATHERINGS ON THE CALENDAR WITH CARE
BUT ALL YOU CAN THINK IS I HOPE THAT ANNOYING UNCLE WON’T BE THERE
YOU TOSS WITH ANXIETY WHILE SNUG IN YOUR BED
WHILE VISIONS OF AWKWARD FAMILY DYNAMICS DANCE IN YOUR HEAD
SO TODAY WE GIVE TIPS LIKE A TRUSTY ROAD MAP
SO THIS CHRISTMAS YOU DON’T GIVE YOUR COUSIN A SLAP
THIS IS THE MOTOVATION WHERE WE LIKE TO CHATTER
AND WORK THROUGH TOGETHER WHATEVER’S THE MATTER.
