We probe the Demonic Balrog from Lord of the Rings and its counterpoint the Balor for people who need a pet that's a little on the wild side.
- Does your Balrog have a pedigree?
- Is your local city in need of terraforming?
- Do you need more flaming whips and vorpral swords in your life?
- Should you store your Balrog in your plumbing?
- What is a Bogrog?
- And what is our alignment and challenge rating?
Remember kids, Chaotic Evil is the fun evil.