In this episode we rate Velociraptors (from Jurassic Park) for their pet potential. We ask all the pertinent questions:
- Can I have a slow-i-raptor?
- What happens if mine isn't a clever girl?
- Should I ensure my friends have a character arc?
- How do they fare in a fight with Australian wildlife?
- Can I pit-roast my pet?
- Do they understand American football?
- Do they make good companions for Rangers?
