This episode we evaluate the absurdly overpowered Tarrasque as a pet:
- Which out of D&D and Pathfinder has the sexiest Tarrasque?
- How did it evolve from fish-pig... to cat-tortoise... to walking apocalypse?
- Is Godzilla gonna sue?
- Why does his theme song make no sense?
- And how exactly do you manage something that is literally "unkillable"?
