Double disappointments and nostalgic misfires take center stage as Nathan and returning co-host Lexie tackle two recent reboots that left them questioning Hollywood's remake obsession.
First up is the animated Smurfs movie starring Rihanna as Smurfette and James Corden as No Name. What should have been a simple children's film instead delivers a confusing mess with forced humor, pointless musical numbers, and an identity crisis about its target audience. "I fell asleep during the movie," Nathan confesses, while Lexie struggles to find anything positive to say beyond "Rihanna wasn't that bad." Their scathing critique culminates in rock-bottom ratings, with Nathan giving it a firm zero stars and Lexi jokingly awarding it "negative 100."
The conversation shifts to the 2025 reboot of "I Know What You Did Last Summer," which brings back original stars Jennifer Love Hewitt and Freddie Prinze Jr. alongside newcomers Madelyn Cline and Chase Sui Wonders. Nathan breaks down the film's major departures from the 1997 original, including its shocking twist involving Freddie Prinze Jr.'s character and surprise cameo from Sarah Michelle Gellar. While appreciating the nostalgia factor and the film's ability to keep viewers guessing, Nathan can't overlook its fundamental flaws: "Every character that you're supposed to care about is super annoying and you want them to die."
Beyond individual critiques, the hosts explore deeper questions about Hollywood's reboot culture and how difficult it is to balance honoring source material while creating something fresh. When does nostalgia enhance storytelling, and when does it simply mask creative bankruptcy? Despite their disappointments, Nathan and Lexie's chemistry and unfiltered honesty make for an entertaining deep dive into what makes remakes succeed or fail spectacularly.
Tune in next time for Nathan's review of the highly anticipated Fantastic Four reboot. Will it break the disappointing remake streak? Only time will tell.
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