Snakes are 'Nope Ropes' and no lap dances for Santa while he is driving.
Sources:
https://www.stupidlaws.com/laws/united-states/ohio/page/3/
https://www.stupidlaws.com/laws/united-states/ohio/page/5/
https://www.stupidlaws.com/laws/united-states/ohio/page/6/
Music/SFX:
www.epidemicmusic.com
