This episode's book is Melting Iron by Laurann Dohner, an M/F Cyborg, space romance brought to you by the local library, because... because. Are you looking for a sci-fi Stockholm syndr- sorry, ROMANCE, extra-light on the sci-fi with perfectly normal human 'cyborgs' minus all the pesky emotions?! Cool, lower your expectations a touch, and we are there! Don't worry, if your nebulously enormous, color-changing captor/boyfriend goes unresponsive- he's just updating his OS. FYI dick recalibration requires two-factor authentication- Seek a cyborg technician if updates last longer than 4 hours... or haul him over to Best Buy.
Emily read this, so we all wouldn't have to. Respect. This battle station was NOT operational.
Careful: Pet-humans will eat your body after you die, so beware of choking on lug-nuts alone in your berth. Tauntauns were harmed in the making of this episode, they'll see you in hell. The Godfather book made some surprising choices about genitalia. News flash- the V is elastic, just saying.
Coming soon: Pillows
Safeword: Garden (10/10 would tree)
Question: If a dog gets wet on a calculous test, does anyone really know?
