Thanks be unto Joey W. Hill for this literary marvel, because it truly failed at being #actualgarbage. 'Tis a poetic journey of cis-boy butt fuckery, unapologetic femdom, the most realistic unrealistic male romantic lead, and just so, so, so much more. There is no time to explain it all- you need to collect your pointiest pumps- it's time for our first vampiric dinner party! Be sure to mind the Vampires while you're #keeping up appearances.
Dig in as we fill out the track list on our debut album, Carnal Caravan, and ask burning questions, such as- Bro, do you even hose? But ew David, our Moira impressions need work, we own that.
Come! For the night is dark and full of terrors... that one would not want to miss!
M/F Romance
Safeword: Canapes
Warnings: Anal, Monster sex, orgies, orgasm on command, blood, forest sex, sweet baby vampires named Brian, a ripped shirtless renaissance vagabond playing with your dogs.
