Case #0008 - Mel uses her Jonas Brother’s knowledge to actually share correct information this time. Prosecutor Ally pioneers the field of Melissa Rules of Civil Fuckery (MRCFology). Judge Bisan says “carport no sorry camper no sorry carport no sorry oh time is up”.
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TW: mention of healthcare/diabetes, eating disorders, death, genitalia, suicide attempts, homophobia, racism, Matthew Morrison
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Today’s podcast includes soundbites from the following songs: “Hello (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast and Jonathan Groff, “Bills, Bills Bills (Glee Cast Version) (feat. Darren Criss)” by Glee Cast and Darren Criss, “Cold Hearted (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “The Scientist” by Coldplay, “Hungry Like The Wolf” by Duran Duran, “Rio” by Duran Duran, “Faithfully (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Halo / Walking on Sunshine (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Trouty Mouth” by Glee Cast, “AnyWay You Want It / Loving’ Touchin’ Squeezin’ (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Cough Syrup (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Don’t Rain On My Parade” by Glee Cast, “Don’t Stop Believin’ (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Dream On (Glee Cast Version) (feat. Neil Patrick Harris)” by Glee Cast and Neil Patrick Harris, “Teenage Dream (feat. Darren Criss)” by Glee Cast and Darren Criss, “Thriller / Heads Will Roll” by Glee Cast, “Rumour Has It / Someone Like You” by Glee Cast, “Nutbush City Limits (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “I Feel Pretty / Unpretty” by Glee Cast, “Let Me Love You (Until You Learn To Love Yourself (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Light Up The World” by Glee Cast, “Smooth Criminal (Glee Cast Version) (feat. 2CELLOS)” by Glee Cast and 2CELLOS, “Somebody to Love - Cover of Queen Song” by Glee Cast, “Take Me to Church (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “The Scientist (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Uptown Girl” by Glee Cast, “Valerie (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Bust Your Windows (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Run, Joey Run (Glee Cast Version)(feat. Jonathan Groff)” by Glee Cast and Jonathan Groff, “Sweet Transvestite” by Glee Cast, “Survivor / I Will Survive” by Glee Cast, “Get It Right” by Glee Cast, “Loser Like Me” by Glee Cast, “Mr. Roboto / Counting Stars (Glee Cast Version)(feat. Skylar Astin)” by Glee Cast and Skylar Astin, “The Only Exception” by Glee Cast, “Born This Way” by Glee Cast, “Holding Out For A Hero (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Say My Name (Cover)” by Hozier Live @ KCRW Radio, “The Humours of Whiskey (Traditional A Capella)” by Hozier, “Hungry Like The Wolf / Rio (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “I’m Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How to Dance With You (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Nutbush City Limits” by Ike and Tina Turner, “Your Biggest Fan” by the Jonas Brothers, “Like a Prayer (Glee Cast Version)(feat. Jonathan Groff)” by Glee Cast and Jonathan Groff, “The Bones” by Maren Morris and Hozier, “My Life Would Suck Without You” by Glee Cast, “Paradise By The Dashboard Lights (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Rose’s Turn (Glee Cast Version)” by Glee Cast, “Somewhere Only We Know (feat. Darren Criss)” by Glee Cast and Darren Criss, “Total Eclipse of the Heart (Glee Cast Version)(feat. Jonathan Groff)” by Glee Cast and Jonathan Groff, “You Can’t Stop The Beat” by Glee Cast, “ON HOLD” by Scam Likely from Dungeons and Daddies Season 1. Additional sound bites from the show Glee and the Glee Chevy commercial. This is not my content, and I am utilizing it under fair use for comment and criticism.
