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When we think of gnomes, we think of cute little bearded guys with pointy red hats. But real life gnome encounters aren't so...cottagecore. Merris and Lillian talk about the...phallic history of the garden gnome statue and share three real life, terrifying gnome encounters from California to the UK. 

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