On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are seeking some sweet revenge after being double-crossed by crooked businessmen and politicians. We watched and talked about the Robert Rodriguez film from 2010, Machete.
Let’s see… Have we got an ex-Federale waging an unstoppable crusade to enact bloody revenge on the bastards who took his family and life away from him? Check.
A brother who is a man of God but isn’t all that concerned with all of that “do not kill” nonsense? Check.
The sweetest comeuppance for an extremist political asshole you could ever hope to find in a movie? Check.
Lindsay Lohan dressed as a murderous nun? Um, check?
It appears that this film has everything a person could ever want in an action flick. Better yet, it’s our B movie of the month. Listen on to find out if we give it a rating of brilliant, flunder, or the dreaded blunder.
(Recorded on August 25, 2022)
Links to Stuff We Mentioned:
Machete (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Jeff Fahey — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Cheech Marin — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Steven Seagal — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Shea Whigham — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Don Johnson — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Citizen Kane (1941) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Machete Kills (2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Sharknado 2: The Second One (2014) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Nash Bridges (TV Series 1996–2001) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Matrix (1999) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
The Fast and the Furious (2001) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Under Siege (1992) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Executive Decision (1996) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Grindhouse (2007) — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Quentin Tarantino — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Edgar Wright — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Rob Zombie — The Movie Database (TMDB)
Machete Kills Again… in Space — The Movie Database (TMDB)
F9 (2021) — The Movie Database (TMDB)