Ever wondered what it was like to be a hired hermit living in the garden of a wealthy 18th-century English estate? Imagine donning itchy furs, taking a vow of silence, and becoming the ultimate conversation piece for your employer's extravagant garden parties. Join us as we uncover the bizarre and fascinating tradition of ornamental hermits, sharing quirky job descriptions, amusing anecdotes, and a bit of historical context. We'll even compare this peculiar pastime to today's trends, adding a humorous twist to these tales from the past.

But that's not all! We'll trace the whimsical lineage from garden hermits to garden gnomes, ponder their daily routines, and speculate wildly about their culinary adventures. Ever curious about historical cannabis use, especially among pirates? We've got you covered with musings on 18th-century marijuana quality and its evolution into modern innovations like pure THC diamonds. To top it off, we'll entertain whimsical ideas about showcasing garden gnomes on Instagram and even catapulting them for fun. This episode is a delightful mix of history, humor, and a dose of modern-day fun, wrapped up with heartfelt appreciation for our listeners.