Being young and stupid presents a many of opportunities to get beat up, arrested, and worse, killed. I have come to the conclusion I am indeed one of the luckiest people alive on this planet. In retrospect (20/20), I had all the opportunities to fail big-time. So, what could possibly go wrong at 1;00 AM in a Krystle's Restaurant on the Southside of Macon GA off Hwy 41 after a night of drinking at Whiskey River? Well, believe me I tell you,.....one can come damn near to get shot. It was all fun and games until Jimmy flipped a spoon of grits at his "urban" cowboy, and his dang girlfriend force him to protect his man-card, whereby resulted in us in a dark parking lot ready to fight. Yep, the sound of a pump shotgun being racked is NOT the sound one wishes to hear trying to crawl out of a backseat. But is the sound to make one stay in the car. Thank goodness Jimmy was a good bluffer. If Mama only knew.
