It got a bit uncomfortable sitting under the US White House being drilled by some FBI Agent about the stupid stuff I had done while growing up in Butler GA back in the 70's. Yep, this ole' boy knew far more than I imagined. Hell, he knew things I done forgotten. But I wouldn't trade the night me and my great friend Dwayne H. Taunton got spotted painting the Butler Water Towner on a cold winter's night. Between that and selling fireworks at school, may have booted me out of the job of serving on the White House Military Staff. A job I did not want in the slightest bit.