Somebody call AHS because in today’s episode, Al officially classifies having a mouse in your house as a newly undiagnosed mental illness—and honestly, she’s not wrong. While she temporarily steps away from her conspiracy grind (don’t worry, kweens, it’s just a break), she descends into full-blown suburban warfare against her tiny, uninvited rodent roommate.
But the chaos doesn’t stop there. Al embarks on two days in a row hour and 10 minutes road trip totalling a four-and-a-half-hour QE2 road trip with THE MOTHERS, which—shocking to no one—quickly unravels into a rant du jour featuring:
✔️ Rat traps
✔️ Infidelity "blessings"
✔️ Random mom musings
Basically, this episode is part unhinged storytelling, part therapy session, and 100% guaranteed to bring out your inner LiVE LAUGH LOVES.
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