For today’s two-part coffee break, I welcome one of my best friends, Joshua Ashton, to the UFO to force him to watch Season Two of Vanderpump Rules and chat about the ridiculous and intellectual qualities of truly one of the greatest reality TV shows of all time that I happen to have written my thesis about in college. We originally live-reacted to the season two reunion, but we scraped it and got this 1 am hot mess of an episode where we talk about why we scrapped it, Gordon Ramsey, New Jersey, and the last half being us talking art. Make sure you check out Karma Fest UNITY happening June 22nd and 23rd at Steppingstone Museum in Havre de Grace… where I will be leading a Queer support circle. ENJOY!!
COVER ART
"Manhattan Mothman"
Acrylic and Glitter Mixed Media on Gallery Wrapped Canvas
40 in x 30 in
Sold... (It belongs the the magical Davey Calico)
#RockStarLife: Coffee Break is on hiatus, darlings, but Season Three struts onto the scene in 2026—fierce, fabulous, and totally worth the wait. 🚀☕💄 In the meantime, Espresso Shots drop whenever I feel like it—no RSVP required, just pure chaos and caffeine.
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