Roses are red, Violets are blue, you might think they’re a 10/10. Sis, not in my point of view. This is not about orgasms, you crazy cats—don’t tell my Mum I said that. It’s crazy how we glamourise 'the one.' I can’t tell you if they’re the one, but I can have a go at telling you if they aren’t. This Valentine’s Day, find out where you stand through my in-the-vault mistakes.
