Text MTYH
NBA All-Star Saturday
- Dame Time +420 absolute bags
- Steph and Sabrina earn money for eatlearnplay.org
- Dunk Contest handed to corporate-industrial complex in sweetheart deal
- MTYH ditches bags
NBA All-Star sucka-free Sunday (make MTYH bags again):
- West to win big
- All-Star MVP: SGA +1000 big bag, small bags on Haliburton +800, Anthony Edwards +1000, Booker +1600, Jaylen +5000, Maxey +5000
- Lay off over-under of 356.5 on account of unclear number of half-court shots
