Picking the candidate for the Republicans is like choosing your favorite Survivor contestant. Postmodernism loses its grip on reality, and pretty soon we're looking for things like the best insults, the most bravado, and the most insolent attitude. We come back to the Millennial generation and its financial nightmare, unemployment problem, debt, birth implosions, and all the rest. This is the most disenfranchised generation ever, and here's the kicker: they don't even care. Our advice to the 18 to 35-year-olds choose not to be a millennial, immediately.