Welcome to the episode where nothing makes sense but everything is iconic. David (Not Dave, Do Better David, man of many names) crashes back in, and for the very first time, Alta Maetum joins us!
In true gremlin fashion, we spiral from Kelly Clarkson stan wars to my ongoing trauma with David’s birthday parties, then somehow land in a debate about Sugar Ray supremacy and psychological fight clubs. There are Jennifer Coolidge impressions (plural), there is Simlish fluency, and there is absolutely zero structure.
Alta makes their debut like a royalty, David tries to do better, and I end up cackling, crying, and crashing out in real time.
🔗 Follow the chaos:
Taylor → https://www.instagram.com/taylor____brooke/?hl=enDavid → https://www.instagram.com/dobetterdavid/?hl=en
AltaMaetum → https://www.instagram.com/altamaetum/?hl=en