Where KUNAL LAWS DOWN THE LAW. Yall are still 4 away from ipads and vacation homes. WE LOVE SOUTH AFRICANS. Ria thinks ipads won't happen - Kunal says it will happen. "I am brown Trump". Sandwiches were the food of choice this episode. Kush eats a wild spicy jalapeno - we are not telling you Ria's secret sandwich order. india crowned its first billionaire! short convo about saying you want to be a teacher and forgetting you're brown. "everybody from south india is a billionaire". someone explain to us how somebody becomes a billionaire with outside funding?? cafe coffee day >> starbucks. RIP to the founder. Kush mixes milk AND cream in his coffee what the actual f*ck is that. TALAQ TALAQ TALAQ. Cows are Hindu. WHO ARE ELECTING THESE PEOPLE?! Kunal gives a wear dump analogy. COWNAMASHIVAY. Kunal is in a robe. MAIN TOPIC: The safe brown male and the exotic brown female. We quickly discuss the movie "Stuber". Kunal is angry and wants more aggressive brown males. Ria is sensible, says we must be patient. BOO SALMAN KHAN BOOOOO. Dev Patel is the OG. Kunal explains why he was aggressive in his music. We should rep APU, HE WAS AN OWNER. Kunal and Ria fight again. More restaurant rubric creation. BUTTER CHICKEN IS THE SAME THING AS CHICKEN TIKKA MASALA WASSUP. Pakoras are breaded. WE CALL KUREN THE ASTRONAUT TO EXPLAIN STARFLEET INDIA. Tiger population is rising in India and Modi is on Man vs. Wild soon. Kush's car got towed on Kunal's birthday.
