WE BOUTA HIT U WITH A DOUBLE EPISODE.
@kalysay @rianjalimusic @kushparm.
India's space mission finally made it to the moon (?) - f*ck you if you haven't been listening to the previous episodes. THE ORBITER IS STILL IN ORBIT. IT'S JUST THE LANDER DIDN'T MAKE IT. India was real positive about not succeeding, so there's that. Too many uncles in ISRO. We all know where ISRO is located. Kunal watched mad live feeds of the landing. India bouta land on the moon and they still hatin' on Pakistan. 80 children > 70 children. Walkie talkies en masse. IT failed us. NASA black women vs. ISRO. Space quizzes. Modi tells a joke. Kush lands an alley. KUNAL IS PROUD OF INDIA, HE GETS HIS COWORKERS TO WATCH MOON LANDINGS. Pathfinders. Bodyguards or lack thereof. BEGIN KUNAL RANT: STOP TREATING AUTHORITY FIGURES LIKE YOUR FATHER. BOLLYWOOD IS NOT REAL LIFE. Kush understands it is an emotional time. Dial that sh*t down. PARAMPARA. Italians and Irish are hard. Ria would want Obama to give him a huggie. Kunal would not allow that. Indians need to work on their image. Random exaaaaahhhhmple. RIA RANT: WHY IS IT THAT INDIANS TREAT EVERYONE LIKE AUNTIES/UNCLES. Talk to me vs. acknowledge me. Headnod me.
