Where we CooCooCooCooCooCoo, we have fries, and hoagies the size of Ria's face, LESS ARTICLES THIS TIME, the Mumbai beach clean up and the guju responsible for it (to be continued), the Maryland House rest area cashier named Kunal Patel, dead kittens =(, who taught you to wipe your a*s?, indian kids committed suicide due to exam failures, aaaand the mumbai beach is dirty again (big surprise), the great Ohio ER car heist and the singh responsible, kunal hits on ria again, the 94 year old indian sexologist, TOPIC ONE: Sex ed among south asians, our parents are still virgins, Kush's prom night (he didn't get none), "no hanky panky", trey songz did not invent sex - indians did, TOPIC TWO: fobs vs abcds, "youre pretty cool for an indian guy/girl". RamRamRamRamRam, being friends with sanjana because no one wanted to talk to me anyways, extroverted fobs, who's responsible for kunal not being able to speak gujarati, malus don't exist until college, just because you can screenprint doesn't mean you have a business - you're going to run out of foods to pander soon *mic drop*
NEXT EPISODE: Reclaiming the culture.
