The boys discuss the legend that is the Zlatan retiring (1:45), before diving into Messi's unprecedented Inter Miami deal, including an ownership stake, among other goodies, including why he ultimately decided to shun a goodbye tour at Barcelona, and whether or not the Miami outfit are prepared for Messi madness (6:23). Plus, Mark celebrates some good news for the el clasico podcastico crew, as Real Madrid get their man with the young English superstar joining Ancelotti's crew (33:58). Also, we do a final La Liga roundup and review Real Madrid's disappointing end to a disappointing season with a home draw to Athletic Club (50:03), and Payton reviews Barcelona's listless loss to Celta Vigo on the final day of the season (1:02:12).