Welcome to Christmas Land. A depressing little hellhole in the middle of nowhere that will judge you no matter the time of year.
This is the perfect hallmark film for the ages: a successful woman in the city with a black assistant goes to the small town she grew up in for some reason and is convinced by a local hunk with big hands that the city is fucking shit and she should stay in the place she purposefully left when she was young and cool.
To be fair, this film is superb. It's the most stupid, pointless thing humaity has managed to so far achieve, but it's the very reason this podcast exists.
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