Last one and this one's a DOOZY!
The Holiday. What can we say about this that Noam Chomsky hasn't said a thousand times before? It's long, it's overwritten, it's sentimental, it thinks an awful lot of itself... but it's still better than Love Actually.
If you don't like this film, we have four words for you:
Law. Diaz. Winslet. Black.
Actually, you might have a point.
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