Here it is.
Our insight into the worst... THE WORST Christmas film going.
If you like Love Actually, we're sorry for your life decisions.
2 hours 5 minutes of utter, utter SHITE.
The only thing we like about this film is a hat that Keira Knightley wears. It's nice. Denim.
Let us know if you feel differently, and why.
No one reads this bit, I've realised we can say what we like here... To me you are perfect.
Sorry. I took that too far.