This week, the Lifewine trinity tackles the heartwarming and hilarious topic of teenage STIs in SHE’S TOO YOUNG (2004), starring Alexis Dziena and Marcia Gay Harden. In this direct-from-health class treasure, we learn that even the most practical and well-adjusted teenagers can feel the need to shine a knob or two in order to be popular. We discuss which members of an orchestra are most likely to put out, as well as create the very first installment of High School Musical centered around venereal disease (look out, Lin-Manuel Miranda!). The subject of sexually transmitted diseases may be a sore spot, but if you stick with syphilUS, we’re positive you’re gonorrhea-lly like this one; you may even clap!
This movie is available to view on Tubi.
