What’s worse than being fifteen? Try being fifteen and pregnant! (No, don’t! We don’t recommend this!) Join Stephanie, Rachel, and Zach as they explore the turbulent world of teenage insemination in the Lifetime classic FIFTEEN AND PREGNANT (1998), starring Kirsten Dunst and Park Overall. We learn valuable life lessons, such as, sperm doesn’t entitle you to much, using birth control may indicate sex in the first degree, and that you shouldn’t chew with your mouth full. Zach is also enlightened by the horrible truth of the spontaneous bodily functions that can occur in a woman during delivery. If you frequented the mall food court in the 90’s, love a good jaunty harmonica tune, or have ever vomited on Christmas, then this film will make you feel right at home.
Naturally, all this discussion about the naivete and tumult of adolescence coupled with the premature pressures of parenthood can only lead to one thing: Bobby Cannavale’s c***.
We condone safe sex, but not safe podcasting; so grab your Buzzballz and get ready to have your ears impregnated by the Lifewine crew!
